Not My Lamp

Stuff that is and is not my lamp.

Welcome to Amazing stuff that is and is not my lamp a really amazing website dedicated to really amazing stuff that is and is not my lamp.

My Lamp

My lamp is pretty amazing. One of my neighbors made it. They asked me what color I wanted and I was like, "duh" hot pink. Then they were like, what color lightbulb do you want? I was like, "duh" give me a smart bulb that changes colors whenever I'm playing amazing music like Neil Diamond or The Wu-Tang Clan. I have a pant-ton of other amazing stuff that isn't this lamp.

You probobaly know who Lea Thompson is. You probably have pillows, but let's quit playing all these games, you don't have a Lea Thompson pillow. This sucker is the cat's pajamas. The text on the "Don't Be Such A Square" side is PMS 1955. That alone makes it worth it's weight in amazingness. If that isn't amazing enough for you, which it should be, the reverse side is Lea Thompson from Howard the Duck. Honestly, just knowing about this makes you amazing.

Lea Thompson Pillow with Howard the Duck Screen Shot

Lea Thompson Pillow with Back to the Future publicity photo and text reading Don't Be Such A Square

My cat is amazing. Her name is Rey Palpatine and twin sister's name is Leia. Rey is the grouchier of the two. If she were a human her profession would be some sort of law enforcement. Or perhaps something really amazing like a barbarian or rocking chair maker. Her favorite thing to eat is shrimp. The only thing she really eats is shrimp. I sometimes wonder what happened in her life that makes her love shrimp so much. If she could sell my amazing lamp or me in general, to get her paws on shrimp, best you believe... she'd do it.

Amazing Picture of Rey walking like a viscous panther

Rey sitting on the able enjoying a shrimp sandwich with A1 sauce

Rey sitting on desk looking at picture of herself as an amazing panther walking on the bed

Rey sitting the fridge next to a picture of a black cat sitting in the fridge on the front of the fridge

You Sure Are Amazing.

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